Good Monday to you my lovely readers, I hope this morn finds you whole and hale. If you are anything like me, you sometimes struggle to find fun, engaging, adventurous, escapist fiction for your reading enjoyment and recreation. It is no use to go to bookstores these days, as the only things you will find on the shelves are dull, dry, boring, and womanly, where they aren’t evil, subversive, nihilistic, demoralizing, and disgusting.
So what is to be done? Thankfully, there exists a secret rebel army, an insurgency against the tyranny of the big woke publishers. In the shadows, there is a quiet network of independent writers and publishers fighting back against the evil empire of big corporate paper mills, post-wall fat lesbian wine-aunt cat-mommy ‘editors’, BlackRock, Blackstone, Vanguard, State Street, and their ESG (environmental, social, and governance) capital controls. There are writers writing real blood and thunder for real men. All you have to do, dear reader, is read them.
Good for you then, that there is currently a Sale going on for #BasedFic, organized by our heroic resistance movement of writers of the #PulpRevolution.
Make no mistake comrades, we are in a culture war, a kulturkampf; and when in such a struggle, you must have a culture of your own. Some of us are taking our places at the front, digging in, and writing, creating culture. The best way to support us, of course, is to toss a coin to your writer and read him. Especially now, while it is still safe, cheap, and legal.
Therefore, I invite all and sundry to #ComeAndReadIt, practice your rebellion against Mammon now, while it is easy, and only 99-cents. Only 99-cents? JD, I hear you say, that’s crazy!
Crazy like a fox, fam. For what a single over-priced and under-written hardback from the paper-mill disguised as a book store, you can get twenty works of adventurous, supervisive, high-pulp goodness. All you have to do is follow the white rabbit down the rabbit hole…
And remember mine kameraden, #Don’tGiveMoneyToPeopleWhoHateYou.